Athlete Profile

- I was born near the fictional small town of Greenbow, Alabama. Although my legs were extraordinarily strong, my spine was crooked like a question mark throughout my formative years. I also have a relatively low I.Q. of 75, which nearly prevented me from being accepted into public school. Needless to say, I overcame these and many more adversities, had some great adventures, and eventually retired as a successful shrimp boat company owner.